FB DOESNT WANT MY LIFE LOL

I’ve been reading lately that a lot of people have been becoming depressed comparing their when-will-this-ever-be-over life with the apparently Sweepstakes Winner-worthy lives of their friends and family, which they read about on social media. To help remedy this, and make my friends and family feel good–indeed, ecstatic –about their lives, I offer this snapshot […]

. A EULOGY FOR FRANNY.

If you believe, as I do, that dogs have a purpose in our lives, we need not quibble over whether they come to us intentionally or with certain latent intentions, the former being a spirit world matter, and the latter being a mutually beneficial arrangement of human and canine desires. With Franny, I easily fell […]

FRANNY AND THE FUNDING FATHERS

Sometimes when I’m watching the Sunday morning talk shows, Franny joins me on the couch with her favorite bone. She brings it along because I once said, with great passion, ” Now I really have a bone to pick with Stephanopoulos!” (Franny’s smart, but there always seems to be a weird disconnect when she tries to […]

What Kind Of Person Owns (Ha Ha!) A Dachshund?

Something Wagging This Way Comes, one of my favorite blogs, set me to thinking when she broached the subject of matching dog breeds to people on her blog the other day. I mean, really, what does owning a Wiener dog say about you? What if you own SIX of the little…you know….effers? I thought, and […]

The Photo Op

“OK, this is really not a good time to do this.” “I really don’t want to do this right now.” “Hellooo!” “Maybe if I lick his hand….he’ll hear me.” “Maybe if I lick…..yummmmm! …..my nose……he’ll hear me.” [wiener logic] “Maybe if I bite his hand…” “PLEEEAASE can I get down now!! I reaaaalllly have to […]